Allāh’s Winter Advice: Behead the Snowman!

As the snows of global warming begin to engulf the nation once again, children will no doubt go out into the snow and enjoy the absence of school by making snowmen.

But one would be mistaken to do so without consulting Islam’s teachings on the subject. After all, one would not want one’s seemingly harmless behavior to result in being one of those punished most severely by Allāh on the Day of Judgement. Happy, care-free non-Muslims should always listen to the sage advice of beardy-weirdy Muslims who warn them of the consequences of doing that which is harām.

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